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Suck a Bag of Minty D*cks

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$0.32 $0.49 In stock

Category: Novelty

Breath mints with an attitude. Suck a Bag of Minty D*cks is refreshing and hilarious to freshen your breath. Each mini-pack contains five penis mints.

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Hazel ★★★★★

Opened the pack at a party and the shape got exactly the reaction I expected. They’re decently minty and actually work for fresh breath between drinks.

Stella ★★★★★

Got these as a gag gift for my buddy’s bachelor party and honestly, the mints themselves are pretty solid—they pack a decent punch and the shape makes everyone crack up. The five-per-pack size is perfect for tossing in a pocket and handing out when the conversation goes somewhere it shouldn’t.

Jason ★★★★☆

The packaging is simple but the mints themselves are surprisingly decent—strong mint that actually does the job. They were a hit at the party, though I wish the pack had more than five pieces for the price.

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