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Suck a Bag of D*cks

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$0.37 $0.49 In stock

Category: Novelty

This D*ck Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life. A great gift for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend or coworker that just can't take a hint.

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Customer Reviews (4.3 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Mia ★★★★★

My coworker is finally leaving the team, and this candy was the perfect send-off—the sour coating hits just right for the bitterness they leave behind. Each sucker lasts a good 20 minutes too, so the message really sinks in.

Claire Y. ★★★★☆

The packaging made me laugh out loud when it arrived, and the candy itself has that classic sugary taste I remember from childhood. It’s a solid gag gift that does exactly what it promises for the right kind of jerk, though I wish the bag were a bit bigger for the price.

Ella ★★★★☆

Bought this as a gag for my ex, and the packaging alone got a laugh out of everyone. The candy itself is exactly what you'd expect from a novelty—sweet, a little crass, but it does the job for a spiteful gift. Only gripe is the wrapper's a bit flimsy, but it's a joke, not a keepsake.

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