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F*cks I Have to Give, Flying Fuck Pen

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$2.91 $3.99 In stock

Category: Novelty

Each pen is not just a writing tool; it's a statement piece that injects humor into any setting. Perfect for customers seeking the ideal gag gift or stress-reliever, these pens guarantee to spark conversations and smiles. 

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Evelyn M. ★★★★★

The ink flow is surprisingly smooth for a gag gift pen, and the raised "Flying Fuck" text on the barrel gets a laugh every time someone borrows it. Makes a ridiculously fun conversation starter for my desk at work.

Olivia ★★★★★

The "Flying Fuck" design printed on the barrel gets a laugh from everyone who walks by my desk. It writes smoothly and makes a great conversation starter during dull meetings.

Benjamin ★★★★★

Bought this as a joke for my desk at work, and honestly the "flying fuck" design gives everyone a good laugh every time someone borrows it. The ink flows smoothly too, so it's actually practical for daily notes.